Cheap Booze & Cigarettes

Directed by

Paul Thomas

Two tales of drunks, ex-cons, and henpecked husbands...all down on their luck, and finding their only pleasure in nasty, zipless sex. In Anywhere But My Bed, our hero finds he can only get turned on in his apartment building elevator. Try as she might, his buxom wife is unable to lure him into bed. Instead, he is drawn to stalk, seduce, and fuck strange women in between floors. Going up? In The Big Shot, Evan Stone plays a former felon who finds himself cheated on a bill in a local coffee house. The owner takes him for a fool, short-changing his change. Evan seeks counsel from a whore in a local flophouse. After fucking her silly, he fucks up the coffee jerk, and then fucks his girl to boot. Six girls. Two anals. Two three-ways. And Lanny Barby. Being down on your luck doesn't get any better.