The Cauliflower of Destiny
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Stifled Ania, trapped in a grimy grocery store, is suffocating under her mother’s toxic control. Salvation arrives via a discarded cauliflower that, unsettlingly, starts talking. At first a witty mentor, the vegetable’s advice soon sours into a grotesque push for revenge. As her rebellion escalates from petty pranks to radical acts, Ania must decide: is this edible oracle her savior or a deranged voice of self destruction? A darkly comic journey where freedom tastes like rot.
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Maja Michnacka
Ania
Gabriela Muskała
Elżbieta
Sebastian Stankiewicz
Wawek
Pola Król
Ewa
Adam Woronowicz
Cauliflower (voice)
Mikołaj Kubacki
Janek
Grzegorz Przybył
Mr. Staszek
Karol Bernacki
Michał
Pitry Pitry
Kaśka
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