Hey... Stop Stabbing Me!
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Recent college graduate Herman Schumacher has just taken up residence in an apparently great house with apparently great roommates. But all is not well. Why did the roommate Herman replaced leave all of his stuff behind, as though he never really left? And why do the rest of the roommates "assume" he joined a cult? And why is there a makeshift tombstone with his name on it in the backyard? And what's the deal with the monster that's stealing Herman's socks and living in a giant labyrinth under the house? As Herman searches for the answers he'll learn that they can only be found on a path that leads to sex, murderous murder, hole-digging, and a BATTLE TO THE DEATH!
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Cast
Pat Casey
Herman Schumacher
Andy 'Hippa' Kriss
Damon
Maria A. Morales
Carrie Mirvis
N. David Prestwood
Blaine
Jack Shreck
Hugo
Sean Hall
Alan a.k.a. Chartreuse
Josh Miller
Icky / Perkutzitwuzzel
Dan Buechler
Zach
Drew Ailes
Herman's Boss
Erik Olson
Weird Digger
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