Traditional Family Vampires
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An over-the-top comedy about a right wing / conservative family of vampires that go door to door sucking blood, until they meet up with a particularly unsavory character. They morally object to one victim's sexual orientation, thereby not finishing the job.... and we all know what happens if you don't drain 'em dry!
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Cast
Brian Hinds
Father
Christine Louise Marshall
Mother
Sarah Lord
Daughter
J.D. Merritt
Man
Cole Tucker
Himself
Harrison Ankers
LaWanda
John Hickson
The Priest
Mary Lou Bagley
Old Woman
Bobby R. Poirier
Bar Patron
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