The Family Jewels
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In The Family Jewels, written, produced and directed by sexy Roland Dane of in-front-of-the-camera fame, STUDIO 2000 breaks open the stash and unleash a bevy of big studs--and we ain't talkin' about earrings! Every man loves the feel of a hand on his family jewels, but when he feels his prize possession is threatened, there's hell to pay. They may not be glass cutters, but these dudes' rods are definitely hard enough to drill deep.
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Rafael Carreras
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Ted Colunga
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Matt Bird
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Maxim Ivanov
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Samuel Galamb
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Adam Gosett
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Matthew Sakk
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Thomas Jeno
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Miguel Sabroso
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August Habarcs
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